Thursday, June 5, 2008

More on Tortorella

With John Tortorella gone, many Lightning fans are experiencing something called depression.  Fear not, for I have come up with a coping mechanism.  Quarts for Torts.  Gather your change, head to the store and buy a quart of your favorite malt liquor.  While drinking your quart, you may want to look at videos of Torts on youtube, look at pictures of him with the cup, or cry.

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