Thursday, October 14, 2010

Magic keep ESPN happy, let Heat win the east

In an effort to satisfy ESPN, the Orlando Magic have made no attempts to improve there team this off season. With rumors of Chris Paul and Carmelo Anthony flying around Orlando chooses to keep Vince "he won the dunk contest in the 90's" Carter and Jameer "did we really keep him instead of Rafer Alston" Nelson. The small market of Orlando shouldn't be too sad though, head coach, Stan Van Gundy, is no longer allowed to wear turtle necks during games.

As an attempt to show good sportsmanship Life on the Bandwagon would like to congratulate the Miami Heat/L.A. Lakers on their championship. May this congratulations jinx you both.

*cough cough* Sorry coach I can't come into work today.

Gilbert Arenas was recently busted for skipping work. The pillows arranged to look like his sleeping body under a blanket worked perfectly as did the recording of his voice saying he's too sick to get out of bed. His one mistake was his plan to drive his car in reverse to make it seem like he didn't go out. "Next time I'll take the bus," commented Arenas. Arenas seems to be learning from his mistakes. He didn't have a gun with him. Wizard fans have a lot to be excited for as talks about renaming the team back to the Bullets are circulating.