#1 in crowd security

One of the many secrets we have here at Life on the Bandwagon is we're rather excited about the football season starting.  Even thought one of the most exciting things of college football is watching the students rush the field after an upset I've come up with a way for universities to stop this.  In the past police, college student's best friends, were used to try and prevent students from bringing down the goal post.  As shown by this picture police don't have the respect they once did.

That's why I bring you the #1 force in crowd controll: the velvet rope.