Saturday, August 8, 2009

Nobody Circles The Wagons

Nobody circles the wagons at the hall of fame like the Buffalo Bills. Congratulations to Ralph C. Wilson, Jr, and Bruce "Bruuuuuuuuuuuce" Smith.

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Dog Days of August

As we head into the Dog Days of Summer (aka Where Baseball Reigns), we look forward to NFL training camps. Let's try the popular list format:
-If anyone had August 1st as the day Tarvaris Jackson was injured please step forward and collect your winnings.
-This is a really good opportunity for Brett "the Retirer" Favre to un-retire again.
-Tom Brady says he feels ready to start the season, only that his arm is pretty sore. In his defense, Giselle has been out of the house a lot lately.
-Please, someone euthanize any team that decides that Mike Vick is a good idea. "Oh, but he can run the Wildcat!" No, he can't. He'd probably shoot it.
-Looking forward to Monday Night Football without that PTI douchebag.

Bring on the 2009 NFL season, already!