*cough cough* Sorry coach I can't come into work today.

Gilbert Arenas was recently busted for skipping work. The pillows arranged to look like his sleeping body under a blanket worked perfectly as did the recording of his voice saying he's too sick to get out of bed. His one mistake was his plan to drive his car in reverse to make it seem like he didn't go out. "Next time I'll take the bus," commented Arenas. Arenas seems to be learning from his mistakes. He didn't have a gun with him. Wizard fans have a lot to be excited for as talks about renaming the team back to the Bullets are circulating.