What the hell is a Cleveland State?

Secretaries everywhere are bragging about how well they're doing in their bracket when they don't even pay attention to basketball and I'm sitting here with two games already wrong in the second round.  In the time it takes to drink a beer, my bracket went from "awesome, I have all the 12-5 games right so far" to "WHERE THE FUCK IS SIENA EVEN LOCATED?"  I guess that's what I get for saying they have the most pettable mascot. During that beer, the thought that anyone knows about college basketball was shattered, as Wake also lost. When I look at the top brackets on yahoo or espn I hate anyone that picked Cleveland State.

Day Two of the Madness

Day one of the tournament was kind of okay, a couple of minor upsets but nothing really exciting. That turned out to be the calm before the storm. Day Two, it turns out, was probably one of the better second days the tournament has had. Last night I stayed up late watching two really exciting games, both of which went into overtime. My attention stayed mostly on the Ohio St./Siena game, in which a Junior guard from Siena sent the game into the first overtime with a last-second three-pointer. The shot of the night, right? Wrong. Turns out at the end of the first overtime, Siena found itself down by three points AGAIN. No way it happens twice, right?

Of course, with less than a second to go, once again I was proven wrong. Ronald Moore again made a last-second three to tie it up and send it to the 2nd overtime. This NCAA Tournament is off to a great start, with all four 1 seeds making it through and the second round starting today. Will my prediction of Louisville making a run hold up? Stay glued to CBS and we'll find out!

March Madness Cliche Headline

The NCAA Men's basketball tournament is once again upon us. Once again, I will pick Duke to win it all, and once again, my bracket will be torn to shreds by about Friday. Ah, well. It's entertaining to say the least. Also, look out for Louisville.

August in March.

Okay, so I wrote last night that I was hoping for August to come quickly. It looks like it has, kind of. Earlier tonight, the Buffalo Bills announced that they have signed Terrell Owens to a one year contract.

This will mean one of two things:
Either the Bills will have an amazing season and Owens contributes to it or
The Bills will have a disastrous season and Owens will be the cause of it.

There really is no middle ground here.

Please Let It Be August, Already

It's the beginning of March, traditionally a great month for sports. Spring training is in full swing, hockey is making the push toward the playoffs, basketball is...existing.. and golf is just beginning.

Did I just include golf in a conversation about sports?

Training camp needs to be here, soon.

Two-A-Days

After a month of living on a couch, I return to the internet to write crappy jokes comparing Jon Gruden to a Pokemon collector trying to catch all the quarterbacks.  To make up for the lost time Matt and I have decided to steel from every sports blog and show to do two-a-days.  Normally when they do it, they talk about a couple different teams a day but instead we're actually going to be practicing twice a day.  It wont really make up for the lost time like I said it would but it should get us in top blogging shape for the upcoming season.

Tennis can be exciting?

On Sunday, Rafael Nadal beat Roger Federer in what is being called the greatest match of all time. The game was watched in the United States by approximately 3 women and a dog. In his defense, the dog couldn't find the remote.