Bengals, Want to be good? Read this.

In the past 18 years the Bengals have only been to the playoffs once and yesterday they did a remarkable job showing off their bad luck. I found myself watching the end of the game in hopes of a Brandon Marshall touchdown to help my fantasy team. Yes, I know it was a dumb pick but I just can't help but pick former UCF players and Buccaneers, except Matt Prater, bitch ruined Christmas in 2005. As you've probably seen, a pass to Brandon Marshall was tipped, caught by a Bronco and run in for a touchdown.

Now to get to my help for the Bengals. They need new uniforms. Dropping the creamsicle uniforms worked for the Bucs and could help the Bengals. Tiger print may have been cool during the coked up early 80s but now its primary purpose it as a background on high school girl's MySpace. Once the Bengals decide to look like a football team, instead of the leggings coming out of a plaid skirt in Hot Topic, the Bengals will have my pick as Super Bowl winner.